Caravan Santa Claus rescues Ed Sheeran after karaoke accident

by Damien Sharkov
Homegrown music talent, turned global superstar, Ed Sheeran may be jet-setting across the world with the likes of Taylor Swift now, but the Suffolk local boy does not seem to be above a good caravan party.
While on tour in the United States the Lego House singer decided to let his hair down for an evening and went about exploring the nearest caravan park.
“I was in a trailer park in Tennessee called Santa’s Pub and it was a karaoke caravan,” shared Sheeran.
Always happy to flaunt the talents that have won him two BRIT awards, among countless other accolades, he sang and partied unto the early hours of the morning. Slowly he began to feel a little queasy, however.
“I looked down at my shoes and they were covered in blood and the floor was covered in blood,” said Sheeran, who quickly discovered a giant piece of glass protruding from his hand.
“I cut it drumming with beer bottles,” explains the singer, as he was tended to by the white bearded owner of the caravan establishment – affectionately referred to as Santa.
“Santa obviously sees it all the time so he just pulls it out and wraps it up and we carried on drinking,” added Sheeran.
Ed has three dates left as he wraps up his tour of the US, after which he will take to the studio to record his sophomore album.
He admits he has no plans of making a permanent stateside move, despite his house renovation not exactly nearing completion.
“I bought a house in England and it’s being done up. It was falling apart and now it’s half falling apart,” laughs Ed.
We at CaravanTimes could always recommend a few excellent caravan parks in Suffolk, should he come down with a bout of homesickness.