Selected Caravan Club sites to extend winter opening dates

by Tom Walsh

A selected number of Caravan Club sites across the UK will be staying open during the autumn and winter months.

Coniston Park Coppice, Longleat, Poolsbrook Country Park and Stonehaven have all extended their opening days to accommodate the various events going on in their respective areas.

The former will now be open until 11 November so that visitors to Power Boat Racing at Coniston (4-8 November) can stay over.

Longleat is now opening until 4 January 2014 to allow the various Longleat Safari Park Christmas events to be enjoyed by campers and caravanners alike.

Poolbrook and Stonehaven will also be staying open into the new year with the former available until 2 January 2014 while the latter will be stay open until 4 January 2014.

The extended opening times mean that people can enjoy the Christmas holidays in their caravan with the family or even celebrate new year on the road.

Brave dad drags out gas bottles as family caravan goes up in flames

by Damien Sharkov
Mark Hearn should be watching his three young daughters enjoy their holidays with his wife, at the Hearns’ annual caravan getaway, before the unprecedented sunny spells of this outgoing English summer turn sombre.
On Tuesday (20 August) the family of five were buzzing to go, as their 10-year-old family caravan sat in their front garden, fully packed and filled with toys, clothes and camping equipment.
“We were meant to leave on Tuesday night but got delayed so loaded up the caravan and hitched it to the car ready to leave at 4am the following morning,” Mark solemnly recollects.
At 11pm Tuesday night, as their childminder fed the Hearns’ youngest daughter, Julia, their holiday plans, many of their possessions and their caravan, went up in flames.
Mark ran outside with the extinguisher, but the fire had already spread quickly.
“Everything was in there” shares Nicky, Mark’s wife. “Mark is one of the festival volunteers and we are a central point for other YMCA and youth groups who use our full-size gas cooker and tents we’ve collected over the past decade. It’s all been destroyed.”
As the fire threatened to swallow their front garden Mark bravely retrieved the full gas cylinder from inside the caravan and hurled himself inside to carry it as far away from the flames and the house as possible.
As he emerged from the blaze, wife Nicky strapped the cylinder to the back seat of her car and drove it away, down the street.
Two fire crews arrived shortly after, as did police, who received reports of laughter before the fire started.
As a result the incident has been recorded as an act of malice and an arson investigation is due to get underway.
The Fossway Station agree that if the Hearns had let the cylinder heat up “there could have been an explosion in the street”. Thanks to their vigilance no one was hurt.
Mark is unsure how to break the news to his children that their visit to Greenbelt, Europe’s largest Christian festival, will no longer take place.
“The children don’t fully understand what has happened and that everything has gone but they are devastated we might not be going.”
They will surely admire, however, their parents’ bravery, which foiled the awful prospect of even more reckless damage being done to the Hearn household.

High Court hearing for illegal caravan park owner facing £250,000 fine

by Damien Sharkov
Police have arrested Nigel Smith, also known as Nigel Weston-Smith, over an alleged breach of a court order which instructed him to cease and desist from operating an unregistered caravan park in Manor Farm, Doncaster.
Prior to his arrest on Tuesday (20 August) Nigel had been handed a suspended prison sentence for failing to abide by an enforcement notice ordering him off the land.
The notice was served by Doncaster council in 2009 and despite an appeal the notice was upheld in the council’s favour.
After failing to comply with the notice twice, Nigel was taken to court in 2011 and pleaded guilty at his Sheffield Crown Court hearing last January.
He was fined £250,000 plus costs – the biggest planning fine in Doncaster within living memory and one of the biggest ever in the UK.
Until yesterday, however Nigel was still yet to leave the land he was legally ordered off, despite being given a one-year prison sentence, unless he vacated the site within 28 days.
The 57-year-old is currently awaiting a judge’s verdict as to whether he has complied with the notice to vacate the land, and the case has been adjourned for eight days.

Illegal off-road bikers warning at Angus caravan parks

by Damien Sharkov
Angus road police have been on constant alert in recent weeks, as reports of dangerous incidents involving mini, midi and off road bikes, flood in from local residents.
Lochside Caravan Park in Forfar and Victoria Park in Arbroath are being investigated by police, amidst complaints by locals of vandalism, at the hands of unregistered and unlicensed motorcyclists.
A police spokesperson was quick to give a word of warning to the offenders, saying: “Police Scotland makes full use of anti-social and road traffic legislation to seize motorcycles that are being used illegally.
“Many of those seized are subsequently dismantled and crushed.”
Mini and midi motorcycles are not legal for use on pavements, grass verges or central reservations and anybody doing so is liable for prosecution.
They can only be used on private land with the owner’s consent. Neither Victoria Park nor Lochside Caravan Park has permitted dirt bike enthusiasts to race on their premises.
“Stolen bikes are involved in many of the illegal or anti-social incidents reported to police in Tayside” the police spokesman added, making them more difficult to track and subsequently bring to justice.
Illegal off-road biking is thought not only to endanger those who would rather enjoy the likes of Lochside Caravan Park appropriately and in peace, but also the illegal bikers themselves as the police claim that “those involved often don’t wear appropriate headgear and protective equipment”.
Authorities encourage anyone with information on where motorbikes are being used illegally or stored, or who is using them, to call police on 101, or call the charity Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.

HPI explains the importance of matching your caravan to your towcar

by Daniel Mackrell

HPI has joined forces with the Institute of Advanced Motorists (IAM) to provide caravanners with advice on how to tow safely.

The reminder comes after recent Highways Agency figures showed that there were around 1,400 towing incidents on UK roads between April and June 2013.

Some of the tips include checking the unit is secure before driving, checking your extra rear-lights are properly connected and remembering to reduce your speed-limit when towing a caravan.

A HPI service called Towsafe provides advice to motorists by suggesting the ideal car and caravan combination for them to travel with.

It has been running for around 10 years, and ensures drivers know the limits of what they can tow.

Daniel Burgess, Managing Director of HPI said: “Many motorists are unaware that if their car is incorrectly matched to the caravan they are towing they may be stopped, fined £1,000 or gain three points on their licence.

“Not to mention the safety issues for drivers, their families and other road users if a tow vehicle isn’t secure or the driver isn’t aware of the dangers.”

This comes after the Highways Agency recently released a towing advice video with a TLC check-list, reminding caravanners to focus on Tyres, Load and Coupling.

Andy Withington, spokesperson for the Highways Agency, said: “Towing incidents are often caused by overloading caravans or trailers, or mismatching vehicles.

“Whilst most holidaymakers tow vehicles safely and get to their destination without incident, a fair number do not.”

The hot weather has lead to several warnings in recent weeks for caravanners to stay safe on the road, with large numbers expected to travel around the country over the summer and during the bank holiday weekend.

Eterniti Caravans muse finally gets her £1.5m caravan

by Tom Walsh

A very lucky lady has finally seen her dreams come true and get the caravan she always wanted and it only cost her husband £1.5 million to build.

Esther Daniels told husband Phil of her wish to own a mobile home which had more space and it sparked the idea of founding a company to built tourers that used slide-out sides.

This feature is relatively new to the UK market and after two years of development the caravan has finally been brought to fruition.

The Daniels family celebrated the creation by taking a well-deserved holiday to France where the new Eterniti Genesis BB5 was put through its paces.

Managing director Phil was pleased with the vehicle’s performance over the 2,800 miles and the 30 degree heat it experienced.

Speaking of the gift to his wife, he joked: “I certainly hope that Mrs Daniels likes her new caravan, after all it’s only cost me £1.5 million to produce.”

Brits choosing to ‘holiday at home’ over August bank holiday

by Tom Walsh

The upcoming August bank holiday will give many people across the country a brief respite from the stresses and strains of work.

New research from VisitEngland’s Bank Holiday Trip Tracker has found that 4.5 million Brits will take advantage of the extended weekend by enjoying a short break somewhere in the country.

The organisation found that 3.5 million people will be holidaying in England on a city break or jumping in the caravan and heading to one of the many campsites the country has to offer.

However, there is a bit of trepidation when it comes to making that final decision with 38 per cent of people waiting to check their financial situation before heading away while 30 per cent are delaying their break due to the weather.

Louise Stewart, VisitEngland’s director of strategy and development, said: “With warm weather set to continue this weekend, it will certainly provide a secondary boost for many operators at the end of the school holidays, with the expectation being to see another spike in last-minute bookings for the bank holiday.”

First London pop-up caravan site offers visitors holiday in a lunchtime

by Myron Jobson

It’s not your typical British’s summer’s day- there isn’t a single drop of rain in sight. A perfect day then to visit the first ever pop-up caravan site in Central London, situated right next to City Hall.

The micro-festival, hosted by the Caravan Club, featured vintage style caterers and picnic areas located right by City Hall at Potters Fields Park, and offered city workers and visitors a holiday in a lunchtime.

But, why host the event in London? Maxine Duguid, PR and events manger at the Caravan Club spoke of the need to challenge the stereotypes associated with caravanning.

She said: “It [caravanning] is thought of as an activity undertaken by slightly older people so we brought the event to London where we know there are a lot of city workers, a lot of visitors, a lot of families and kids on their school holidays to show them how caravanning can be.

“Bringing the Airstream along highlights the different side of caravanning.”

But what did the guests make of the event? City workers Katie Petherick and Katie Pattison who work as research analysts in a nearby office said: “It’s really good, we were going to stay here for the rest of the day and not go back to work.

“They have definitely broken the [caravanning] stereotype,” they added.

Pernille Andersen and Laura Thomsen who are on holiday from Denmark were drawn by the music and feel the event makes caravanning more accessible for the younger generation.

Family of three, Jane, Simon and young Leon Harris, from Waterloo, saw the event advertised in a local paper called it a “nice idea” but believes a greater presence of caravans would have been ideal.

At the heart of the caravan site was the state-of-the-art, stunning silver chrome 1950s style Airstream 684, which blossomed as the sun’s rays reflected off its glossy body.

As I entered, the inevitable Tardis quip came to mind: “It’s bigger on the inside”.
What was most surprising was how the caravan easily accommodated my 6’4″ frame.

There was also a competition for attendees to win a week’s stay in the Airstream in any Caravan Club site in England or Wales.

Towing in London

You may be thinking it must have been near impossible to navigate the sizeable unit through the concrete jungle of London, home to twisty narrow streets and its world famous choc-a-block traffic-congested roads.

Indeed, the man who towed the retro styled caravan, known in the industry as Bernie the tower by his own admission, spoke of his battle with other motorists.

He said: “Because you are running a heavy vehicle you leave room from braking and a lot of people use that gap.

“It can be a pain because you want that room to slow down to brake safety rather than just slamming on the brakes.”

Nevertheless, the silver beauty made it to Potters Fields Park in one piece and became a mini tourist attraction as people marvelled at its splendour.

The caravan was one of three present onsite, which included the British 1964 Carlight Casetta owned by catering company The Flying Ducks. The miniature caravan was used as a beverage stand serving hot and cold refreshments.

Speaking of food, the most appropriate term to describe the chicken and bacon Mexican wrap I scoffed down is exquisite.

There was a healthy range of food and the rugs and benches – all provided by the friendly Caravan Club staff – encouraged visitors to sit back, soak up some rays and enjoy the live music.

Speaking of which…

The free music was provided by the brilliantly bubbly sister group called Daughters of Davis.

Adrienne and Fern Davis admitted they sold all of their worldly possessions and quit their jobs to pursue their dream of performing and touring.

“The first night we stayed in [the caravan], we thought ‘what are we doing? We’ve committed ourselves to it now, we’ve put ourselves in a corner by selling everything we owned.

Numerous shows all over the country, most notably performing at the Royal Albert Hall, and touring internationally including France, Belgium and Holland has left them with no regrets.

“It’s been mental. We love what we do and we are happy to be here today. The caravan has been our little shell of love,” they added.

The Caravan Club plans to host similar events in other cities around the UK and hopes to come back to London in the near future.

So keep your eyes peeled for the next chance to sack off work and enjoy a holiday in a lunchtime.


Find more photos like this on CaravanTimes

Is the Knaus Tabbert Caravisio the caravan of the future?

by Daniel Mackrell

Germany has a reputation for being efficient and modern, and they haven’t let themselves down with this design for the caravan of the future, the Caravisio.

The design has been produced as a way of appealing to younger people who may see caravans as ‘uncool’.

Many young people use a tent for their travelling adventures, with tents and sleeping bags a popular choice at festivals.

However, German company Knaus Tabbert has designed a caravan for the future that they hope will grab the attention of those looking for a slick, trendy caravan design.

Its smooth, sleek skin reduces air resistance and gives it the clean look that we see in a lot of modern technology such as smartphones and iPads.

Gadgets and gizmos

It’s not only the look of the caravan that is futuristic, as it also has various futuristic elements built-into the design.

A nice feature is the ability to control many of its functions within the caravan through an app on your phone or tablet.

The shower has a memory function for its water control, which is operated by a touch screen.

One of the most interesting features is the HD projector built into the ceiling, which projects onto the sliding glass door, and can also be mirrored into the rear porch for outdoor viewing.

Knaus Tabbert has said that it wants the design to be thought-provoking, and the prototype was made to show what can be possible in the future of caravan designs.

CaravanTimes has seen a lot of fanciful futuristic prototypes over the years, but Knaus is one of the biggest names in the European caravan manufacturing industry and they have spent nearly two years developing the Caravisio, so this project is unlikely to be just a flash in the pan.

The prototype caravan will be on display this month at the Caravan Salon in Dusseldorf (30 August – 8 September), which is one of the world’s biggest caravan fairs.

There are currently no plans to start full-scale production of the prototype caravan, but it shows the possibilities that could lay ahead for the future.

Top five caravan road-trip songs from Jim Morrison to Van Morrison

by Damien Sharkov
What would a road trip be without its sound track? Everybody has at least a song or two powerful enough to summon the urge of getting behind the wheel and taking to the closest motorway, tapping along with the rhythm with one arm out the window and on the car roof.
‘Born to be Wild’, ‘Highway to Hell’, and ‘Little Red Corvette’ are among so many beloved driving tunes. But how about caravan tunes then? How many tracks make us yearn for hitching an Airstream to the back of our cars and setting out for greener pastures?
With this in mind, we at CaravanTimes have come up with our top five favourite caravan-themed songs:
The Doors – Spanish Caravan (from ‘Waiting for the Sun’ 1968)
“Carry me Caravan take me away
Take me to Portugal, take me to Spain”

Two albums into their, now legendary, career and LA rockers The Doors were already setting the mould for rock n roll showmanship on and off the stage.
Profanity laden lyrics had already landed the band in hot water with US media, while scandalous frontman Jim Morrison’s self-proclaimed ‘shamanistic’ antics had already seen him arrested mid-performace, for taunting New Haven police, at the band’s 1967 gig, in the Elm City.
Their third record, released the following year, marked a summer of self awareness, in the band’s characteristically dark style, spawning one of their most emblematic efforts – Spanish Caravan.
Guitarist, Robby Krieger opens the song with a luxuriously exotic flamenco riff, lifted, from classical Spanish composer Isaac Albeniz.
The tone is unnerving, fatigued and followed by Morrison’s desperate pleas for a caravan getaway to the mystical ‘mountains of Spain’, or Portugal or seemingly anywhere.
The dark Byronic fantasy of distant lands, where ‘treasure is waiting’, hang like ominous promises, to the ornate organ riff of Ray Manzarek as drummer John Densmore kick drum beats the song into its conclusion.
The story of the journey remains incomplete or perhaps completely unfulfilled. Morrison is found dead in his Paris flat three short years later after his bonhomie lifestyle takes its toll.
Perhaps a caravan break would have done the band some good after all.

Van Morrison – Caravan (from ‘Moondance’ 1970)
“And the caravan has all my friends
It will stay with me until the end”

On paper it does not look too huge a transition, moving from the Jim Morrison of the 60s to, his good friend and namesake Van Morrison, aka ‘The Belfast Cowboy’ in 1970.
Any music fan would surely jump at the thought of the two icons caravanning together. With the release of Van’s ‘Moondance’ album however, it seems clear he envisions a trip, completely different to the Doors’ Andalusian anthem.
A clean cut piano paves the way for a folksy guitar, country beat, a sax, all with the kind of blue-eyed soul vibe that can brighten any road trip playlist. Writer Nick Hornby has even requested this song be played at his funeral.

Black Sabbath – Planet Caravan (from ‘Paranoid’ 1970)
“And so we pass on by the crimson eye
of great god Mars
as we travel the universe”

It seems difficult to imagine now, as Black Sabbath’s latest record, ’13’, tops UK charts in the days when the Brum quartet are regarded as the quintessential heavy metal band, with countless accolades to their name, millions of fans around the world and an MTV reality show in the case vocalist Ozzy Osbourne, but upon their arrival on the music scene they were venomously panned by critics.
Their subversive lyrics and down-tuned melodies alienated them not only from mainstream culture, but also from contemporary transgressive acts of the 70s.
Clad head to toe in black, sedated by various substances, they defied the conventions of an age when defying conventions was the norm.
Thus Ozzy and co. were unlikely to break their habit of challenging established ways of going about things, when it came to caravanning.
Their slow psychedelic ode to a caravan trip comes third on their sophomore album ‘Paranoid’, after their abrasive critique of the Vietnam War in ‘War Pigs’ and their frenetic sense of fearing for one’s own sanity in the title track – ‘Paranoid’.
‘Planet Caravan’ is a rapid mood shifter from the two opening tracks. A lethargic riff from Tony Iommi and a tribal drumbeat from then drummer Bill Ward sets the stage for Ozzy’s shockingly delicate wail.
Geezer Butler’s bass moulds to the contours of the song, forging a hazy, ethereal sound.
“We sail through endless skies; stars shine like eyes; the black night sighs”
The lyrics are, of course about a caravan love affair, through outer space, as if that did not go without saying!

The Housemartins – Caravan of Love (1986 from ‘London 0, Hull 4’ )
“Every woman every man
Join the caravan of love”

The boundaries between sincerity, ironic self awareness and embarrassingly clichéd exist in everyone’s musical taste, albeit varying widely from person to person.
To some of us the notion of an artist covering an already successful song amps up the likelihood that final product will be resigned to that third category.
As a rule of thumb, when that selfsame recording also has allusions to “love” in the title, said probability is at least doubled.
Alarm bells begin to ring when we discover the same piece of music is also a jangle pop, do woop, a capella cover of an already gloriously cheesy R’n’B Isley Brothers song.
In their rendition of caravan classic ‘Caravan of Love’ the Housemartins break all rules of ‘cool’, even by the abhorrent standards of the 80s.
On first listen the cover makes one feel compelled to mimic Paul Heaton’s ill fitting Yorkshire accent, singing the gospel inspired “From the highest mountain of valley low, we’ll join together with hearts of gold”.
It’s enough to make you question whether the fact the song topped the UK singles chart, immediately on its release, in a year that saw the release of Metallica’s Master of Puppets, AC/DC’s Who Made Who, The Ramones’ Animal Boy, Queen’s A Kind Of Magic, The Smiths’ The Queen is Dead, to name a few classics, is not some elusive slice of irony.
Of course then you slowly find yourself clapping along to the Housemartins’ effort, singing the call and response chorus.
Perhaps we like this song ironically or perhaps it actually is a great song. Ultimately, as with the original recording, it does not matter, because any caravan holiday would feel incomplete without a small helping of some sonic cheese, ironic or otherwise.

Stereophonics – Caravan Holiday (from ‘Just Enough Education to Perform’ 2001)
“It didn’t matter that we couldn’t sleep out,
I never really felt like sleeping rough.

Caravanning has inspired many a modern songwriter to freely romanticise about taking off to a distant locale in a two-wheeled home and escaping the mundanity of everyday life.
The results, as you can see, have often been beautiful, albeit quite outlandish. In, what is arguably a cruelly underrated album, the cruelly underrated Welsh rock band Stereophonics remedied that, by releasing a cruelly underrated song – Caravan Holiday.
Never released as a single, the penultimate song off the band’s third album, charmingly portrays Kelly Jones’s love for the fickle British summer, spending a “seven day holiday in the rain in June”.
The mellow ballad takes us through the familiar sights and sounds of damp shoes, fried food and the patter of the raindrops on the pale, blue roof.
Of course, “there’s always time to complain about the weather”. The song’s lyrical coda comes as the week-long caravan break is also coming to a close, with still not a dry day of summer in sight.
But, without a hint of regret we are reminded of the reason so many of us do choose to risk spending our days off, exposed to the elements when “seasons change in a day”, as perhaps it is those we share those days with that is most important. “Seven days holiday in the rain with you” Kelly sings us out nostalgically.

Honorable Mentions:

Blur – Caravan (from ‘Think Tank’ 2001)
Maybe not the most memorable Blur album, but the ominous lyrics, fuzzy vocals and trippy melody make this song worth more than just one listen. It was allegedly inspired by a caravan stay in Mali.
Rush – Caravan (from ‘Clockwork Angels’ 2011)
The Canadian power trio have outlived most, if not all of their contemporaries for a reason. Only listen if you want your caravan journey be made thrice as epic.
Caravan – Where But For Caravan Would I Be? (from ‘Caravan’ 1968)
No further description feels necessary.

What do you think about the songs we have picked? Have we missed out any classic tracks dedicated to caravans? Do you have a special mainstay song on your caravan holiday playlist? Please tell us in the comment section below.

GEM offers bank holiday road safety tips for caravanners

by Daniel Mackrell

Caravanners have been offered advice on how to safely navigate bank holiday traffic while towing by GEM Motoring Assist.

The tips on road safety have been made as the country prepares for the August bank holiday weekend, which will see an increase in traffic on motorways as people look to make the most of the three-day break.

GEM offers breakdown cover for motors including caravans and motorhomes and has won a number of awards for the service it provides.

The organisation has reminded owners that when towing a caravan, the speed limit on motorways is 60mph, and that the right hand lane of a motorway cannot be used if there are three or more lanes.

The breakdown cover company has a number of tips on its website for travelling with a caravan such as packing, parking, weight limits and having the right tyres.

David Williams MBE, CEO of GEM Motoring Assist said: “Taking a bit of extra time to prepare your car and plan your journey will help to ease the stress of travelling this weekend.”

Caravan owners have also been advised to consider extended car door mirrors to see traffic behind you more easily.

Bailey of Bristol completes Caravan Club Towcar of the Year testing

by Tom Walsh

Bailey of Bristol has given an insight into the testing process after once again contributing the caravans for the 2013 Caravan Club Towcar of the Year Competition.

Taking place at the Millbrook Proving Ground in Bedfordshire, a large number of vehicles from leading manufacturers were put through their paces by a panel of judges over a tough four-day period.

Bailey of Bristol was invited to supply the caravans used in the event which is used to assess the performance of tow vehicles, while also providing a thorough review of the participating caravans’ durability and stability.

All of this year’s ten models were Alu-Tech vehicles, including models from the Orion, Olympus, Pegasus GT65 and Unicorn ranges.

Bailey marketing director Simon Howard, who worked during testing week as part the technical support team, said: “Towcar of the Year always represents a very stern test for our caravans.

“Seeing how well they perform being towed by a wide variety of tow vehicles on a very demanding circuit is always reassuring.”

Results of the competition will be announced at the annual awards lunch held at the Royal Automobile Club, London on 25 September.